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How can we choose NOT to bribe?

My wife just told me an interesting real life event. Her colleague's husband (let's call him K from now on) was told to drive a lorry without a valid license for that class of vehicle, but sadly for him, he was caught and the police did their 'routine' and asked for a nominal fee of just RM100. So K frantically called his boss and asked if he wanted to pay for it but in return he asked if they would lower the rate to RM50? The police refused and K accepted a summons with no payable amount written on it. This means that its for him to attend court.

So come that faithful day, the boss did not arrive at the courthouse on time. K tried to call his boss to make sure that he is able to attend the session and perhaps bail or help him if anything happens. The boss really did not attend the session and K was thrown into jail. In there, K said that 1 minute feels like an hour, its hot and dirty and smelly, you catch the drift, its not a good place to be when it shouldn't be your fault in the first place.

The boss arrived to bail him out 30 minutes later (30 hours for K). The bail was set at RM3000 and the fine was RM400. That's RM100 vs RM3400, wooters!!! What have we learn from here ladies and gentleman?

Its not that i condone bribery but seriously, if you were the boss would you let this repeat again? Would not rather pay the RM100 and work K off his ass to get back that RM100? Now they have to make up for RM3400 not to mention that they have to make up for the lost time and the trauma that K have to go through when he was in jail though it was just merely '30 hours'.

For those who said on newspaper that chinese would rather bribe to bypass all the hassle, if they were the ones who will get the asses dragged into jail for not bribing, i don't believe that they would not see the easier way out. Let them have a taste of their own words and have them eat every single letter they bullcrapped about.

Nothing is going fine!

Well i suppose this is not the last grunt that you will hear from me about work :p Well who doesn't have problems at work?

The process to upgrade our servers have begun to pave way for a new system BUT everything is not ideal and the users are pushing for some ridiculous deadlines. Well not to say that we MUST make on time which we usually do not LOL, but its kinda really stupid when the same user is repetitively asking the same question over and over and over again. Not via phone call but email cc to your boss. Luckily for me, my boss is a person whom you loved to work with, he knows our situation and of course try to help us get through the issues.

You can't even have a peaceful leave, somebody knows about bits and parts of the system more than others and therefore when that knowledge is needed during you leave, they will call you. For those who have gone through this you will know that its quite hard to explain to someone who is not familiar with the system to guide them to do what is required. But its just an "au huit" (direct translation from Cantonese : vomit blood), when trying to explain to user who is not so computer literate to do a trace route (tracert) because they can't access a certain part of the system as its located on another box (server).

Nothing seems to go well for my team here. Everytime we need to get something done, there is a great hurdle in front of us, be it a very high great wall which we need to find a way to overcome it, or a valley so wide that you can't even see the other side. My future seems bleak as what im doing is similar to what firefighters do, to rescue when there is trouble. There are more fires than our water cans.

Sigh, is there no light at the end of this tunnel? *squeezes the life out of my earth*

A supposed joke i think

May be informative for my drinking friend *hint hint* XD

Beer Contains Female Hormones:
(Pass on to friends who are beer drinkers!!!)

Last month, National University of Lesotho Scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of Female Hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains Female Hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary ................

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! If you
think they can handle it.

See a different girl's body everytime you visit my blog :p

Don't believe me? Come back later/tomorrow/next week etc etc etc. If you are very lucky, you won't see the same girl, why must be lucky? Coz i sure as hell can't remember/keep track all the people who visited my blog what? BTW enjoy!!!

Monday Blues?

I think there is a stat report out there somewhere that says that Monday has the most number of heart attacks ie more people die on Mondays than any other day of the week. Well to most, who are working Monday seems to be a very bad day to come. Today i feel that way, perhaps because of the not-enough-sleep-from-watching-late-night-football-syndrome or perhaps the fact that my back is killing me.

Anyways, luckily in my office, i have one of those stress balls where you are supposed to use them to de-stress by squeezing them. Mine looks like the Earth muahahaha.

*background music playing "I have the whole world in my hands, I have the whole wide world in my hands!"*



Well perhaps not in my hands, more like in my grasp.

A simple and easy chinese song

I was not chinese educated so when i went to college, i was overawed sort to speak by so many beautiful chinese songs. One of the most listened song in my first semester was 張震嶽's 愛我別走 (Zhang Zhen Yue - Ai Wo Bie Zhou, direct translation : 'Love me don't go/leave'). This was because my roommate was listening to it practically daily since he had only a few CDs. It was a simple song but had a great meaning to him then but later for me.

Just the other day i had an argument with my wife and it was a pretty bad one but i managed to overcome it. This song came across my mind because i really do not want her to leave me unless she say that she does not love me anymore.

The lyrics goes something like this

愛我別走 - 張震嶽 
 曲︰張震嶽
 詞︰張震嶽

＊我到了這個時候還是一樣
 夜裡的寂寞容易叫人悲傷
 我不敢想的太多　因為我一個人

＃迎面而來的月光拉長身影
 漫無目地的走在冷冷的街
 我沒有妳的消息　因為我在想妳

＋愛我別走　如果妳說　妳不愛我
 不要聽見妳真的說出口
 再給我一點溫柔

 重唱　＋,＊,＃,＋,＋,＋,＋