Merry Christmas!!! NOT!!!

Well maybe i should not start off a post in the manner like the title but i don't think you would disagree with me after reading. First off MERRY CHRISTMAS to all especially to those who celebrate and of course to those who just enjoy the holiday which it brings along :)

OK now to the story which i wanna bring to you guys, everyone should know that as an adult you should lead by example, queue cutting is already bad enough but queue cutting in front of small children and your entire family is stooping below disgrace. But anyhows you will get famous on my not so famous blog.

My family was having a late lunch at McD Aeon Bukit Tinggi, and after that my son wanted some ice-cream for desert, my wife said no probs so she went on to queue up as i went for another refill of Coke. Then some motherfucking (mofo) useless asshole son of a bitch (SOB) queue cutter decided to take up position in front of my wife despite having just 1 person my wife in the queue (about 3 person to the counter). So when i got back from the refill, i saw that my wife's face was very unhappy. So i asked her what happened and she pointed out to me that the mofo bastard cut queue. So me being a not bad mofo SOB myself decided to bad mouth the mofo in public, the pussy did not even dare to look and face me. I gave him the Young-and-Dangerous-you-deserved-to-be-dead staredown for the entire time he was in the line. Heck i even got a picture taken of the pussy.

mlm mlm Christmas for you asshole


The fucking family


Fucking family 2

Perhaps because he was such an asshole he does not have a son, so being a Chinese, he can't have his surname passed on so boohoo to you, probably because you fucking deserved it!

Back to the story, the salesperson was having problems to keep up with all the orders and running out of sundaes pretty fast, had to refill the sundae machine within 15 minutes of the previous refill. When it was this pussy's turn to get his sundae, the machine went dead on him and he demanded a refund, as soon as he got his money back, my son got his sundae ^_^

So now, cheaters will be losers, queue cutters don't get their ice-cream today, BUT you just got pasted and will be famous on the Internet for being a mofo lazy SOB asshole punk of a queue cutter. mlm mlm to you again pussy!

Pickpocket on LRT

I have read many news regarding this issue on newspapers and my mother always remind me to be careful when taking the LRT. Ever since i almost lost my mobile to a pickpocket during my taking bus days, i always ensure that i have a hand to check my pockets every few seconds.

Yesterday, a gwai lo (foreigner) boarded the LRT with his luggage and looked quite out of sorts, but i guess that is quite normal for a typical gwai lo to be not familiar. On reaching the next stop, a man standing next to him suddenly knelt down to get either his pants/shoes which was somehow entangled with the gwai lo's luggage and tried to free it before he disembark from the train. Again all seems normal here to me.

When the signal that the doors are closing were sounded, the man got his pants/shoes free from the luggage and he tried to get off the train. The gwai lo then exclaimed, "My wallet!!" when he realized that he had lost his wallet and gave chase for the pickpocket, amazingly the pickpocket jumped back on the train and fortunately the gwai lo also got back on before the door closed. The pickpocket had no choice but to return the wallet to him. The gwai lo after getting back his wallet makes his way back to his luggage saying, "Asshole" to the pickpocket.

The pickpocket who failed his mission covered his face for the entire length to the next station where he disembarked. A short man with an anxious face, perhaps excited by his bad intent. Sigh ...............

Even with so many reported cases, no action was taken to catch these lowlifes. What a great country we have, police are to be deployed to block roads to prevent people from entering the city for fear that there MAY be riot, and not to do what they are supposed/employed to do.