SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111ONEONEONE

I have created and unpublishable entry full of sighs. So to replace all that sighing which it contains, let me just sum it up in a big sigh.

*takes deep breath and release it like a boiling kettle releasing steam for more than 10 seconds for the umpteenth time*

Note : It is unpublishable as it is a personal entry. Consolations from friends are much appreciated :)

Wemb-er-ley!!!

First off, for those who don't know me, im a through and through Man United fan! Therefore it would not be right at all for me not to celebrate this great passage of my team to the FA Cup final at Wemberly.

So how do we celebrate? We sing this song!

She wore, she wore, she wore a scarlet ribbon,
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of may,
And when, I asked, her why she wore that ribbon,
She said it's for United, and we're going to Wembley.
Wembley, Wembley,
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wembley.
Wembley, Wembley,
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wembley.

United for the treble!!!

Tagged!!!

I was tagged by my friend whose blog is here. It seems that i must adhere to the following rules set by the predecessors. IMHO (in my humble opinion) the people who created this would just like to expand their network of blogging or somehow intro their own blog to his friends. But what the heck my ring is small anyways so im gonna give it a hell yeah!

The rules are as follows:

a) each person who gets tagged needs to write a blog post of their own 6 idiosyncrasies (abnormal behaviour, habits etc.) as well as clearly stating this rule.

b) after stating your 6 weirdness you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their multiply id at the bottom of your blog.

c) lastly, don’t forget to leave a comment that says "you’re tagged" in their comments and tell them to read your blog for information as to what it means".

And the weirdness..

1) Sleeping conditions. It seems to me that i may not really have insomnia anyways, a thought which has been bothering me since i got my own room. But apparently, i just discovered that i may not have insomnia because i can fall asleep if several conditions are right for me. I prefer to sleep in a dark, quiet room, preferably no sound that i can make my think it has any sense. Perhaps i have a super hearing or another bad habit (to be listed below as number 2) of eavesdropping, i tend to listen more attentively to what may be a whisper just outside my room.
2) Eavesdropping. Like i mentioned before, im sensitive to speech uttered when im not the intended target person to know of the knowledge. So, i seriously do think i have made quite a number of people hate because of my 'ability' and get to know of their secret.Its not my intention to 'overhear', my ears just a bit more sensitive than others. :p
3) Luncheon meat. Well you can call this as my Achilles heel because if i saw this dish i MUST have it. So for those of who have had lunch with me before at those economy rice (aka 'zhap fan'), i will pick it as one of my dish. I can finish a plate of rice with just a slice of 1cm thick fried luncheon meat.
4) Emo. This is perhaps a lesser known trait to even my closest friends. Though i may not look like it, but im quite fragile inside. There have been many nights which i wet my pillow, due to many reasons. But maturity seems to have diluted this trait somewhat, i need to be stronger for my young family.
5) To cut into conversation. This bad habit, perhaps a cascading effect from eavesdropping because i tend to disturb other people's conversations eventhough their topic are a million miles away from anything that can be related to me. This happens almost everyday, because i would be typing away one minute and suddenly just give my opinion out loud into the conversation of my colleagues.
6) Sighing. This perhaps a signature action for me. I will give out a big sigh when im out of ideas or somehow hit a brick wall in my deep thoughts. I have been like for as long as i can remember. So it is obvious when Jordan Chan's (陳小春) hit song, Mei Na Jong Ming. This song at that moment in time was my heart's feeling. I could NOT believe that an angel would fall for me (btw that relationship did not last :( ). As a matter of fact when im writing this, i have sighed more than 10 i think.

OK now for my list of victims LOL.
1) dickson.blog
2) sakitperot
3) Mark Chan
4) Tales of Zbjernak
5) wewewawa
6) 借口的世界

Free SMS???

Some of you may have received SMS from me using an unknown number? If you have not been in the know of all things hot, then you would not have heard of mobik. I have used this service for free to send SMS to many people especially my colleagues to annoy then when they are in meetings. :p

Please visit mobik for registration. Im using a prepaid number now so if there were any charges i would notice it almost immediately because i don' t use my credits too much and i do check it frequently.

SMS the people you want for free and i haven't reach any limit as yet. Just sometimes i will get some error message that says that im using some improper English i suppose, because im typing Manglish with all the "lah"s and other terms which that system may not understand.

Free Kaspersky!!!

For my friends who use this supposed most powerful antivirus (AV, yeah the same short form for Adult Video also), here is a great chance to get it for FREE!!! , yes you read me right FREE!!!

Click on this link, and follow the instructions. So far there is no spam (1 month).

So get it while its still there. Cheers for NOT supporting pirateware. :p

EDIT : Though it may not say IT IS Kaspersky but its support/definitions are from Kaspersky.

How can we choose NOT to bribe?

My wife just told me an interesting real life event. Her colleague's husband (let's call him K from now on) was told to drive a lorry without a valid license for that class of vehicle, but sadly for him, he was caught and the police did their 'routine' and asked for a nominal fee of just RM100. So K frantically called his boss and asked if he wanted to pay for it but in return he asked if they would lower the rate to RM50? The police refused and K accepted a summons with no payable amount written on it. This means that its for him to attend court.

So come that faithful day, the boss did not arrive at the courthouse on time. K tried to call his boss to make sure that he is able to attend the session and perhaps bail or help him if anything happens. The boss really did not attend the session and K was thrown into jail. In there, K said that 1 minute feels like an hour, its hot and dirty and smelly, you catch the drift, its not a good place to be when it shouldn't be your fault in the first place.

The boss arrived to bail him out 30 minutes later (30 hours for K). The bail was set at RM3000 and the fine was RM400. That's RM100 vs RM3400, wooters!!! What have we learn from here ladies and gentleman?

Its not that i condone bribery but seriously, if you were the boss would you let this repeat again? Would not rather pay the RM100 and work K off his ass to get back that RM100? Now they have to make up for RM3400 not to mention that they have to make up for the lost time and the trauma that K have to go through when he was in jail though it was just merely '30 hours'.

For those who said on newspaper that chinese would rather bribe to bypass all the hassle, if they were the ones who will get the asses dragged into jail for not bribing, i don't believe that they would not see the easier way out. Let them have a taste of their own words and have them eat every single letter they bullcrapped about.

Nothing is going fine!

Well i suppose this is not the last grunt that you will hear from me about work :p Well who doesn't have problems at work?

The process to upgrade our servers have begun to pave way for a new system BUT everything is not ideal and the users are pushing for some ridiculous deadlines. Well not to say that we MUST make on time which we usually do not LOL, but its kinda really stupid when the same user is repetitively asking the same question over and over and over again. Not via phone call but email cc to your boss. Luckily for me, my boss is a person whom you loved to work with, he knows our situation and of course try to help us get through the issues.

You can't even have a peaceful leave, somebody knows about bits and parts of the system more than others and therefore when that knowledge is needed during you leave, they will call you. For those who have gone through this you will know that its quite hard to explain to someone who is not familiar with the system to guide them to do what is required. But its just an "au huit" (direct translation from Cantonese : vomit blood), when trying to explain to user who is not so computer literate to do a trace route (tracert) because they can't access a certain part of the system as its located on another box (server).

Nothing seems to go well for my team here. Everytime we need to get something done, there is a great hurdle in front of us, be it a very high great wall which we need to find a way to overcome it, or a valley so wide that you can't even see the other side. My future seems bleak as what im doing is similar to what firefighters do, to rescue when there is trouble. There are more fires than our water cans.

Sigh, is there no light at the end of this tunnel? *squeezes the life out of my earth*