My Krabi trip pictures FINALLY!!!

First of all be warned, i have filtered the hundreds of pictures to just about 56 (not all are uploaded here) from a total of 6 cameras. Secondly i finally managed to get my hands on the pictures and my friends who are going there i hope you have a good time.

Lunch not long after arriving, had to wait close to 1 hour before food arrived after ordering.

We had our lunch at the furthest available hut, lucky for them we were so loud that we may bother other patrons.


Crystal clear water at a place aptly named Crystal Pond


Despite this place looking like a normal waterfall, the water is warm and this place is called Hot Springs.


First night's dinner at some fancy restaurant.


My Room.


The swimming pool of the hotel.


First island on my second day, nothing much here.


Second island for lunch and some fun in the water plus fish feeding, not much fish here and the water is murky.


Tsunami safe sanctuary just in case another happens.


Chicken Island!


Sand bridge to walk to the connecting island on Chicken Island.


Welcome sign on the other island.

Feeding fishes at an extra location as we were bored with the previous islands (after the supposed PotC (Pirates of the Caribbean) shooting location)

Tesco Lotus, perhaps the same strategy was deployed in Thailand whereby Makro was bought in Malaysia.

Sushi from KFC??? @_@

Overall it was great to get away from work but not so fun as island hopping was quite normal and almost the same as the islands in Malaysia with the difference coming from the people who are on the beaches who are foreigners BUT sadly there are no hawt babes T_T

For more pictures BUT unorganized visit : http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v212/yevrah/Krabi/

What happened to my previous avatar?

Im sure most guys who know me or reads my blog will find that avatar pretty interesting no? Why would i wanna take it off if i love it too?

Well the fact of the matter is that that girl is a REAL MALAYSIAN KL GIRL!!! To make matters worse or maybe if you look at it in another angle GREAT that one of my new friend actually knows her in real life.

So to look at it in a bad way is that i might be sued or hunted down for using her pic and not getting her consent. But then again, she posted it all over friendster so its not so private after all? Anyhows a decision have been made to change avatar to an even more spicy one ^_^.

Now back to the different way of looking at things, i am in a way hinting to my new friend that i want to meet this so called girl, still young and according to her friendster profile she is just 23 years old.

p/s : I really wanted to update about my trip to Krabi BUT i still can't get hold of the pictures from my wife =_=

Wonder Bras or Super Sized???

For those who don't know what happened to me recently, here is the update, i was transfered to a new unit where this new unit have 2 person in it. Yeap, if you won yourself an Internet if you guessed that im one half of this unit. So now let's get on to the main topic of this post :p

Not too long ago, when my "new" (in quotes because before this he was my user and is quite bossy, so not much of a difference there) boss, went to a vendor's office for meeting and discussion on our action plans and strategies to get our project rolling. On the way to get parking, we saw many people walking on the busy sidewalks of KL near KLCC. Every minute or so, there would be a girl/woman/aunty/etc (you will get the point later if you haven't already) with what seems to be at least a pair C-cupped jugs. My boss being a normal man, would stare and "admire" those knockers.

Suddenly he popped up a question (which ironically have been pondered by your's truly for quite some time as well), "Eh Law ah, what do you think of that girl (with superb headlights) just now?", while wiping his drool XD. I answered, "Who could have missed that?". Then he sighed and asked again, "Where did all these girls go when i was hunting for wife???". I can only LOL!

But obviously, what he asked, was very true in fact, where in the world did all those girls hide before i met my wife??? Its quite impossible to say that only the younger generations are patrolling the streets with perhaps some vitamins that have enhanced or super sized their knockers just right after i paktor with my wife.

For those who do go shopping, 7-8/10 of the girls walking around have eye catching sized headlights which do distract ones attention. I mean come on, don't tell me suddenly everyone is a wonder bra and can get super-sized like that. I'll buy a few for my wife then XD. Being your normal guy, who wouldn't think of a chance to feel up those knockers?

Any girls (hope you guys don't mind), do wonder bras really worked or those girls just are outside of the tempurung which i had lived under before i got married???

Merry Christmas!!! NOT!!!

Well maybe i should not start off a post in the manner like the title but i don't think you would disagree with me after reading. First off MERRY CHRISTMAS to all especially to those who celebrate and of course to those who just enjoy the holiday which it brings along :)

OK now to the story which i wanna bring to you guys, everyone should know that as an adult you should lead by example, queue cutting is already bad enough but queue cutting in front of small children and your entire family is stooping below disgrace. But anyhows you will get famous on my not so famous blog.

My family was having a late lunch at McD Aeon Bukit Tinggi, and after that my son wanted some ice-cream for desert, my wife said no probs so she went on to queue up as i went for another refill of Coke. Then some motherfucking (mofo) useless asshole son of a bitch (SOB) queue cutter decided to take up position in front of my wife despite having just 1 person my wife in the queue (about 3 person to the counter). So when i got back from the refill, i saw that my wife's face was very unhappy. So i asked her what happened and she pointed out to me that the mofo bastard cut queue. So me being a not bad mofo SOB myself decided to bad mouth the mofo in public, the pussy did not even dare to look and face me. I gave him the Young-and-Dangerous-you-deserved-to-be-dead staredown for the entire time he was in the line. Heck i even got a picture taken of the pussy.

mlm mlm Christmas for you asshole


The fucking family


Fucking family 2

Perhaps because he was such an asshole he does not have a son, so being a Chinese, he can't have his surname passed on so boohoo to you, probably because you fucking deserved it!

Back to the story, the salesperson was having problems to keep up with all the orders and running out of sundaes pretty fast, had to refill the sundae machine within 15 minutes of the previous refill. When it was this pussy's turn to get his sundae, the machine went dead on him and he demanded a refund, as soon as he got his money back, my son got his sundae ^_^

So now, cheaters will be losers, queue cutters don't get their ice-cream today, BUT you just got pasted and will be famous on the Internet for being a mofo lazy SOB asshole punk of a queue cutter. mlm mlm to you again pussy!

Pickpocket on LRT

I have read many news regarding this issue on newspapers and my mother always remind me to be careful when taking the LRT. Ever since i almost lost my mobile to a pickpocket during my taking bus days, i always ensure that i have a hand to check my pockets every few seconds.

Yesterday, a gwai lo (foreigner) boarded the LRT with his luggage and looked quite out of sorts, but i guess that is quite normal for a typical gwai lo to be not familiar. On reaching the next stop, a man standing next to him suddenly knelt down to get either his pants/shoes which was somehow entangled with the gwai lo's luggage and tried to free it before he disembark from the train. Again all seems normal here to me.

When the signal that the doors are closing were sounded, the man got his pants/shoes free from the luggage and he tried to get off the train. The gwai lo then exclaimed, "My wallet!!" when he realized that he had lost his wallet and gave chase for the pickpocket, amazingly the pickpocket jumped back on the train and fortunately the gwai lo also got back on before the door closed. The pickpocket had no choice but to return the wallet to him. The gwai lo after getting back his wallet makes his way back to his luggage saying, "Asshole" to the pickpocket.

The pickpocket who failed his mission covered his face for the entire length to the next station where he disembarked. A short man with an anxious face, perhaps excited by his bad intent. Sigh ...............

Even with so many reported cases, no action was taken to catch these lowlifes. What a great country we have, police are to be deployed to block roads to prevent people from entering the city for fear that there MAY be riot, and not to do what they are supposed/employed to do.

Unit trip to Melaka

Seems like i almost forgot to update here about my not so recent trip down to Melaka.

Nothing fancy, just for a walk and went for the much hyped about ikan bakar at Umbai.

View pictures here.

I’M TAGGED, THEREFORE…

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Copy + paste these rules in your entry
Complete these 15 totally useless statements & questions
Mention who you were tagged by, followed by 8 people who you’ll be tagging

WARNING!
Failing to do so and you’ll be cursed eternally with a 3-holed nose and a low-cost flat

I kena tagged by the Crap Rants

1. If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like? nothing but a thread
2. At 10am this morning, I was… … erm its just 9am
3. At 10pm tonight, I will be… … at home, watching HK drama and/or scolding my son for being naughty
4. Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister? Lim Kit Siang, just to know if he would be more fair to all races
5. If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would… hope its not true coz it would be like the end of the world LOL
6. If I was a piece of a car, I would be the… … HID headlights with hi-lo beam to shine the way
7. If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up? the beach, coz chocolate is just too good :p
8. Singapore is good for… ... nothing, they 'kia' this and that *whistles*
9. If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be? TIU.......... (well yeah its just 1 word but i remember very clearly how my college mates remade CS sounds and one of it is this :p )
10. Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with? A young Pamela Anderson who only loves me and would do ANYTHING for me *drools*
11. Die by drowning or by fire? drowning i suppose, fire is just too painful
12. What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95? topup my hotlink (from LYN sellers, they always gives discounts ^_^) and call for help
13. If I opened a night club, what would I call it? mlm mlm
14. Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”? i have no fecking idea
15. I think my ass is…attractive coz i think there were several girls who always admire it *rolleyes*

Im gonna treat this like how i treat almost all chain letters/emails, ignore the part where i would have to get more innocent victims

p/s : I think i noticed this entry by Crap Rants too slow and have read everyone else's. I was surprised to find my name to the first on the list :x .