Krabi Trip Day 1

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Like my previous trip with my wife's arrangement, there are some problem with flight arrangements. The previous time to Bali, i arrived half day late and returned 1 day later. This time, the initial flight arrangement was that we would almost not meet up with her gang, WOOTERs!!! So to make amends the flight now cost double of what it was supposed to =_= even then, we had to arrived 1 day late as the fare for the same day as her friends was a bomb.

Upon arrival about 1pm, we put on swimming wears and were quickly swept into a hired van to go to Crystal Pond. On the way there since everyone have not have lunch yet, we decided to ask the driver to take us for lunch. Communication was horrendous, because his skin color was like those of a Malay man, many a time we used Malay to speak with him LOLz. Some of the people have demands like i want tomyam seafood, tomyam with big prawns etc etc etc. Because the driver had to keep his eye on the road which was going through some construction and the waving gestures of the passengers on what they wanted, brought me back to the memories of Bali drivers where they can somehow avoid accidents in situations which i would be sweating or at least slowed down already.

He brought us to a restaurant, built on top of a small man-made lake where they rear fishes, i managed to catch glimpses of some huge catfish, some which looks like flowerhorns, etc. Ordering was another problem, the menu was surprise surprise in Thai and very lousy translations. The waiter could not understand a word we were saying and vice versa for us. We asked for the captain or at least someone who can speak a little English to come over. Taking orders took about 30 minutes =_=". The time was already about 2pm and about 45 minutes would pass before we could smell food.

A walk of about 15 minutes was required to reach Crystal Pond. Crystal Pond as the name suggested would mean something clear and pristine. Indeed it was, i have NEVER seen a pond this clear and yet able to accommodate swimmers while maintaining its crystal clear waters. We spent about an hour there lazing around, the water was not cold so it was not really a welcomed rest. We were the loudest bunch there i suppose, breaking the silence of jungle surroundings.

The next destination was Hot Springs. Again some walking was required to reach the destination and along the way you will be beside a warm river of cobalt color. After a 10 minute walk, waterfall sounds was heard and i was ecstatic because i thought i could get some cooling off on a hot day. After looking for a place to set our things down, we crept into the running currents flowing down a waterfall full of small dams so that people can rest in. I was the second one in the water, the water temperature caught me by surprise, it was hotter than the hottest setting which you can get from a water heater. Literally took my breath away similar to what cold water would have effect on you. Took me about 5 minutes or so to adjust myself before being more comfortable immersing my whole body into the hot water. Muscle aches from the 2 walks were relaxed, at least something to gain from the hotness i suppose.

The journey to the hotel took ages, my estimates about 2 hours coz my butt hurt BAD. After shower and some rest, we hailed a tuk-tuk to bring us to town. There were many choices but we settled for a nice fusion place. The pizza was NICE, thinner than the thin crust from Domino's and Pizza Hut BUT so are the toppings :p. After dinner, we walked a bit to do some shopping, the prices of items are roughly the same as Malaysia and many were overpriced. A singlet would cost RM15 or more T_T. After 1 hour of walking around, the gang who had spent the previous night in Krabi ahead of us negotiated with a massage parlour for the cheapest price. RM28 for an hour of either full body or foot massage. The parlour was too small to accommodate all of us at the same time so the guys had to go to another one and pay RM30 for similar massages. After the guys massage, we walkied the girls to find out that they have actually went for a 2 hour session =_=".

So the guys went for a walk around, not really knowing how to kill time, we wanted to search for a pub to sit down. There were some interesting ones, with girls doing pole dances and some only in their underwears BUT many are what we call BEH-KWA-EH! in hokkien, which literally means FUGLY. So for our own safety's sake we decided to grab a bite at McDonald's. I had a meal called "Samurai Pork Burger", its something similar with the Prosperity Burger but the sauce was sweet. They even have chocolate pies for choices other than our usual apple pie. RM13 for a large set, i think.

I think i would split it down to days as im kinda long winded :p

My Krabi trip pictures FINALLY!!!

First of all be warned, i have filtered the hundreds of pictures to just about 56 (not all are uploaded here) from a total of 6 cameras. Secondly i finally managed to get my hands on the pictures and my friends who are going there i hope you have a good time.

Lunch not long after arriving, had to wait close to 1 hour before food arrived after ordering.

We had our lunch at the furthest available hut, lucky for them we were so loud that we may bother other patrons.


Crystal clear water at a place aptly named Crystal Pond


Despite this place looking like a normal waterfall, the water is warm and this place is called Hot Springs.


First night's dinner at some fancy restaurant.


My Room.


The swimming pool of the hotel.


First island on my second day, nothing much here.


Second island for lunch and some fun in the water plus fish feeding, not much fish here and the water is murky.


Tsunami safe sanctuary just in case another happens.


Chicken Island!


Sand bridge to walk to the connecting island on Chicken Island.


Welcome sign on the other island.

Feeding fishes at an extra location as we were bored with the previous islands (after the supposed PotC (Pirates of the Caribbean) shooting location)

Tesco Lotus, perhaps the same strategy was deployed in Thailand whereby Makro was bought in Malaysia.

Sushi from KFC??? @_@

Overall it was great to get away from work but not so fun as island hopping was quite normal and almost the same as the islands in Malaysia with the difference coming from the people who are on the beaches who are foreigners BUT sadly there are no hawt babes T_T

For more pictures BUT unorganized visit : http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v212/yevrah/Krabi/

What happened to my previous avatar?

Im sure most guys who know me or reads my blog will find that avatar pretty interesting no? Why would i wanna take it off if i love it too?

Well the fact of the matter is that that girl is a REAL MALAYSIAN KL GIRL!!! To make matters worse or maybe if you look at it in another angle GREAT that one of my new friend actually knows her in real life.

So to look at it in a bad way is that i might be sued or hunted down for using her pic and not getting her consent. But then again, she posted it all over friendster so its not so private after all? Anyhows a decision have been made to change avatar to an even more spicy one ^_^.

Now back to the different way of looking at things, i am in a way hinting to my new friend that i want to meet this so called girl, still young and according to her friendster profile she is just 23 years old.

p/s : I really wanted to update about my trip to Krabi BUT i still can't get hold of the pictures from my wife =_=

Wonder Bras or Super Sized???

For those who don't know what happened to me recently, here is the update, i was transfered to a new unit where this new unit have 2 person in it. Yeap, if you won yourself an Internet if you guessed that im one half of this unit. So now let's get on to the main topic of this post :p

Not too long ago, when my "new" (in quotes because before this he was my user and is quite bossy, so not much of a difference there) boss, went to a vendor's office for meeting and discussion on our action plans and strategies to get our project rolling. On the way to get parking, we saw many people walking on the busy sidewalks of KL near KLCC. Every minute or so, there would be a girl/woman/aunty/etc (you will get the point later if you haven't already) with what seems to be at least a pair C-cupped jugs. My boss being a normal man, would stare and "admire" those knockers.

Suddenly he popped up a question (which ironically have been pondered by your's truly for quite some time as well), "Eh Law ah, what do you think of that girl (with superb headlights) just now?", while wiping his drool XD. I answered, "Who could have missed that?". Then he sighed and asked again, "Where did all these girls go when i was hunting for wife???". I can only LOL!

But obviously, what he asked, was very true in fact, where in the world did all those girls hide before i met my wife??? Its quite impossible to say that only the younger generations are patrolling the streets with perhaps some vitamins that have enhanced or super sized their knockers just right after i paktor with my wife.

For those who do go shopping, 7-8/10 of the girls walking around have eye catching sized headlights which do distract ones attention. I mean come on, don't tell me suddenly everyone is a wonder bra and can get super-sized like that. I'll buy a few for my wife then XD. Being your normal guy, who wouldn't think of a chance to feel up those knockers?

Any girls (hope you guys don't mind), do wonder bras really worked or those girls just are outside of the tempurung which i had lived under before i got married???

Merry Christmas!!! NOT!!!

Well maybe i should not start off a post in the manner like the title but i don't think you would disagree with me after reading. First off MERRY CHRISTMAS to all especially to those who celebrate and of course to those who just enjoy the holiday which it brings along :)

OK now to the story which i wanna bring to you guys, everyone should know that as an adult you should lead by example, queue cutting is already bad enough but queue cutting in front of small children and your entire family is stooping below disgrace. But anyhows you will get famous on my not so famous blog.

My family was having a late lunch at McD Aeon Bukit Tinggi, and after that my son wanted some ice-cream for desert, my wife said no probs so she went on to queue up as i went for another refill of Coke. Then some motherfucking (mofo) useless asshole son of a bitch (SOB) queue cutter decided to take up position in front of my wife despite having just 1 person my wife in the queue (about 3 person to the counter). So when i got back from the refill, i saw that my wife's face was very unhappy. So i asked her what happened and she pointed out to me that the mofo bastard cut queue. So me being a not bad mofo SOB myself decided to bad mouth the mofo in public, the pussy did not even dare to look and face me. I gave him the Young-and-Dangerous-you-deserved-to-be-dead staredown for the entire time he was in the line. Heck i even got a picture taken of the pussy.

mlm mlm Christmas for you asshole


The fucking family


Fucking family 2

Perhaps because he was such an asshole he does not have a son, so being a Chinese, he can't have his surname passed on so boohoo to you, probably because you fucking deserved it!

Back to the story, the salesperson was having problems to keep up with all the orders and running out of sundaes pretty fast, had to refill the sundae machine within 15 minutes of the previous refill. When it was this pussy's turn to get his sundae, the machine went dead on him and he demanded a refund, as soon as he got his money back, my son got his sundae ^_^

So now, cheaters will be losers, queue cutters don't get their ice-cream today, BUT you just got pasted and will be famous on the Internet for being a mofo lazy SOB asshole punk of a queue cutter. mlm mlm to you again pussy!

Pickpocket on LRT

I have read many news regarding this issue on newspapers and my mother always remind me to be careful when taking the LRT. Ever since i almost lost my mobile to a pickpocket during my taking bus days, i always ensure that i have a hand to check my pockets every few seconds.

Yesterday, a gwai lo (foreigner) boarded the LRT with his luggage and looked quite out of sorts, but i guess that is quite normal for a typical gwai lo to be not familiar. On reaching the next stop, a man standing next to him suddenly knelt down to get either his pants/shoes which was somehow entangled with the gwai lo's luggage and tried to free it before he disembark from the train. Again all seems normal here to me.

When the signal that the doors are closing were sounded, the man got his pants/shoes free from the luggage and he tried to get off the train. The gwai lo then exclaimed, "My wallet!!" when he realized that he had lost his wallet and gave chase for the pickpocket, amazingly the pickpocket jumped back on the train and fortunately the gwai lo also got back on before the door closed. The pickpocket had no choice but to return the wallet to him. The gwai lo after getting back his wallet makes his way back to his luggage saying, "Asshole" to the pickpocket.

The pickpocket who failed his mission covered his face for the entire length to the next station where he disembarked. A short man with an anxious face, perhaps excited by his bad intent. Sigh ...............

Even with so many reported cases, no action was taken to catch these lowlifes. What a great country we have, police are to be deployed to block roads to prevent people from entering the city for fear that there MAY be riot, and not to do what they are supposed/employed to do.

Unit trip to Melaka

Seems like i almost forgot to update here about my not so recent trip down to Melaka.

Nothing fancy, just for a walk and went for the much hyped about ikan bakar at Umbai.

View pictures here.