Merry Christmas!!! NOT!!!

Well maybe i should not start off a post in the manner like the title but i don't think you would disagree with me after reading. First off MERRY CHRISTMAS to all especially to those who celebrate and of course to those who just enjoy the holiday which it brings along :)

OK now to the story which i wanna bring to you guys, everyone should know that as an adult you should lead by example, queue cutting is already bad enough but queue cutting in front of small children and your entire family is stooping below disgrace. But anyhows you will get famous on my not so famous blog.

My family was having a late lunch at McD Aeon Bukit Tinggi, and after that my son wanted some ice-cream for desert, my wife said no probs so she went on to queue up as i went for another refill of Coke. Then some motherfucking (mofo) useless asshole son of a bitch (SOB) queue cutter decided to take up position in front of my wife despite having just 1 person my wife in the queue (about 3 person to the counter). So when i got back from the refill, i saw that my wife's face was very unhappy. So i asked her what happened and she pointed out to me that the mofo bastard cut queue. So me being a not bad mofo SOB myself decided to bad mouth the mofo in public, the pussy did not even dare to look and face me. I gave him the Young-and-Dangerous-you-deserved-to-be-dead staredown for the entire time he was in the line. Heck i even got a picture taken of the pussy.

mlm mlm Christmas for you asshole


The fucking family


Fucking family 2

Perhaps because he was such an asshole he does not have a son, so being a Chinese, he can't have his surname passed on so boohoo to you, probably because you fucking deserved it!

Back to the story, the salesperson was having problems to keep up with all the orders and running out of sundaes pretty fast, had to refill the sundae machine within 15 minutes of the previous refill. When it was this pussy's turn to get his sundae, the machine went dead on him and he demanded a refund, as soon as he got his money back, my son got his sundae ^_^

So now, cheaters will be losers, queue cutters don't get their ice-cream today, BUT you just got pasted and will be famous on the Internet for being a mofo lazy SOB asshole punk of a queue cutter. mlm mlm to you again pussy!

Pickpocket on LRT

I have read many news regarding this issue on newspapers and my mother always remind me to be careful when taking the LRT. Ever since i almost lost my mobile to a pickpocket during my taking bus days, i always ensure that i have a hand to check my pockets every few seconds.

Yesterday, a gwai lo (foreigner) boarded the LRT with his luggage and looked quite out of sorts, but i guess that is quite normal for a typical gwai lo to be not familiar. On reaching the next stop, a man standing next to him suddenly knelt down to get either his pants/shoes which was somehow entangled with the gwai lo's luggage and tried to free it before he disembark from the train. Again all seems normal here to me.

When the signal that the doors are closing were sounded, the man got his pants/shoes free from the luggage and he tried to get off the train. The gwai lo then exclaimed, "My wallet!!" when he realized that he had lost his wallet and gave chase for the pickpocket, amazingly the pickpocket jumped back on the train and fortunately the gwai lo also got back on before the door closed. The pickpocket had no choice but to return the wallet to him. The gwai lo after getting back his wallet makes his way back to his luggage saying, "Asshole" to the pickpocket.

The pickpocket who failed his mission covered his face for the entire length to the next station where he disembarked. A short man with an anxious face, perhaps excited by his bad intent. Sigh ...............

Even with so many reported cases, no action was taken to catch these lowlifes. What a great country we have, police are to be deployed to block roads to prevent people from entering the city for fear that there MAY be riot, and not to do what they are supposed/employed to do.

Unit trip to Melaka

Seems like i almost forgot to update here about my not so recent trip down to Melaka.

Nothing fancy, just for a walk and went for the much hyped about ikan bakar at Umbai.

View pictures here.

I’M TAGGED, THEREFORE…

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Copy + paste these rules in your entry
Complete these 15 totally useless statements & questions
Mention who you were tagged by, followed by 8 people who you’ll be tagging

WARNING!
Failing to do so and you’ll be cursed eternally with a 3-holed nose and a low-cost flat

I kena tagged by the Crap Rants

1. If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like? nothing but a thread
2. At 10am this morning, I was… … erm its just 9am
3. At 10pm tonight, I will be… … at home, watching HK drama and/or scolding my son for being naughty
4. Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister? Lim Kit Siang, just to know if he would be more fair to all races
5. If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would… hope its not true coz it would be like the end of the world LOL
6. If I was a piece of a car, I would be the… … HID headlights with hi-lo beam to shine the way
7. If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up? the beach, coz chocolate is just too good :p
8. Singapore is good for… ... nothing, they 'kia' this and that *whistles*
9. If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be? TIU.......... (well yeah its just 1 word but i remember very clearly how my college mates remade CS sounds and one of it is this :p )
10. Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with? A young Pamela Anderson who only loves me and would do ANYTHING for me *drools*
11. Die by drowning or by fire? drowning i suppose, fire is just too painful
12. What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95? topup my hotlink (from LYN sellers, they always gives discounts ^_^) and call for help
13. If I opened a night club, what would I call it? mlm mlm
14. Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”? i have no fecking idea
15. I think my ass is…attractive coz i think there were several girls who always admire it *rolleyes*

Im gonna treat this like how i treat almost all chain letters/emails, ignore the part where i would have to get more innocent victims

p/s : I think i noticed this entry by Crap Rants too slow and have read everyone else's. I was surprised to find my name to the first on the list :x .

Emirates? NO, you are WRONG!

I found that many a time, i am like the above title, to be wrong. Come to think of it, it would most likely be >50% of the time im wrong. But how could that happen???

I am wrong to have done that.

I am wrong to want that.

I am wrong to voice out what i want.

I am wrong to want to help my colleagues.

I am wrong to correct other's mistake.

I am wrong for not letting queue cutters have it their way.

I am wrong?

I am wrong??

I am wrong???

I AM WRONG!

Buka Puasa @ Tony Roma's KL Pavillion

For someone who does not puasa to go and pack a restaurant and dine in with people who have not eaten the whole time the sun was in the sky. But it was a bit different this time because, i went with my colleagues and we just got our extra money, so in a way its a kind of celebration cum outing.

The restaurant that we went to in KL Pavillion

The appetizer served was hard as rock

Roma's Asian Salad

Stirloin Chicken, 6 pieces of them altogether, ordered by a female colleague *sweat*

Rosemary Chicken

Roma's something sandwich (beef)

Another angle of the beef sandwich

My colleagues minus the cameraman


The missing cameraman (above) with his lovely girlfriend

Some promoter girl in KL Pavillion

Main atrium of KL Pavillion

Some interesting ad to be shown during the month of Ramadhan :p

I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

For those who know me well, im not a person who have a good memory. It really a great effort to have something etched into my mind. I famously told many people that i could forget something with just a 180º turn. Yeah its crazy!

Yesterday on my way back home, this first (a surpising fact for a band in existance for some 20 odd years already) number 1 hit by Aerosmith was playing and surprisingly i could sing along with missing a beat/word/breath. IIRC i loved this song when i first heard it. Until now it remains one of my best loved songs though i would admit that i could never sing it on karaoke, its too high pitched for me despite not sounding so.

The lyrics of Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing:

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
(takes a deep breath)
Well, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

Lying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if its me you're seeing
And then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
And I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

I don't wanna miss one smile
I don't wanna miss one kiss
Well, I just wanna be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just wanna hold you close
I feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..............................

Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
'Cause I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

(begin crazy style part)
I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
I don't wanna miss a thing