Busy <--> Fucking

Most of my friends read my status today directly as that, but the fact that i was VERY slow to reply should suggest that those arrows are there for a purpose. I do not deny that i am trying to mislead people to think the obvious but it also allows me to see who are really active in IMs.

Instead of having to deal with auditors from just 1 company, now i have 2 ^_^ Having a normal human body, i am not able to sextify satisfy both at the same time, heck at that, they should not cum come on the same day =_=

As the sexytary clerk, i had to prepare a reply to Business people answering their queries on an IT techinal issue but at the same time high level enough and it must be understood by business people who have no IT sense nor understand IT terminology. I have been trying to explain as best i can in the most non-IT techinal form for the past 3 days, when i believe that i have a good enough draft, it would be still too technical, not high level enough and the worse is that i have to rearrange all the points downside up when everything have been written in a flowing manner of replying all the queries. Sigh, this is what you get for serving many big bosses at 1 go. You have to sextify satisfy each and every one of them one by one!

I have been skipping several project meetings just to try to keep up with all the adhoc "urgent" matters. Luckily though, its just 1 meeting or so per day but just when i thought i will get a breather, a breathing-down-my-neck person would give me a big smile and requests for more info which i have to source for them. Yahoo!!! Call and call, almost always the people you are trying to reach are not picking up their damn phones!

I took full advantage of my lunch time, going for almost 2 hours to breathe in carbon monoxide and whatever exhaust fumes from the busy streets. Being the gentleman that i am, i accompanied 2 ladies to do their shopping and i just dragged myself along so that i won't have to go back to office so fast to face all those carbon dioxide producers. Wanted to purchase an item which was on sale but a quick recap of what i still have in my wallet refrained me from doing so. Pay day is more than a week away and due to some urgent financial needs, i now unfortunately have credit card debts again )!@#&%_(@*$%&+!(*#%$)(*@$#%

My second half of the day is almost entirely dedicated to the 2 teams of auditors, 1 of them asking me to magically conjure up a report of which i do not have full info to wave my magic fingers and *poof* (magically creating) the report out of thin air. Sucks big time to be pushed around by a bunch of youngsters and running around like a good dog to do their evil collections :p

I think i have traveled more 200 floors or more today alone. 100 floors was achieved within the first 30 minutes of my arrival to office. I now have to review documents at home, yesterday i wrote the reply at home, i don't really work well with documents in office after office hours. I more than wish to announce that im busy fucking but sadly i am really fucking busy. However, if you guys are able to hook me up with a girl who wants to exclaim happily that she is also busy fucking PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do so. Until that happens, im gonna remain as fucking busy :(