Im too old for this shit ...

This lazy bum is having a hard dreadful time trying to study. Lazy bums always come up with excuses as to why things could not be achieved, hence this is my shot at the list :p

1. The FUCKING hot weather is helping VERY MUCH!!!
2. I don't have a study table anymore. You are NOT supposed to study on your bed because your bed is for sleeping and its already programmed in your brain. I had no choice but to study there as i need a quiet environment to study BUT the pre-programmed instinct to sleep when on bed occurred and i would be yawning before i get to finish the first page of the day.
3. One should NOT lie down when studying because its very much the same as the above. I try not to slouch too much as i will usually get a bad backache if i slouch for too long. So since im studying on my bed, i lie stomach down and put the book on the floor.
   
4. For effective studying, every 1 hour of so of cramming should be separated with a 5 minutes rest, being the lazy bum and taking full advantage of this "break", it would usually last more than 10-15 minutes :p
5. The "i-can-study-more-tomorrow" mentality kicks in because in my mind, there is always something else better to do :p
6. On weekdays, i can only allocate about 1 hour or so to study as i would usually return home dead tired after a hectic day in office. So my usual rest time is now chewed up by this cramming session, great motivation to carry *thumbs up down*
7. Each page seems like there are 10 potential items to be memorized, good going for someone who have poor memory.
   
8. The book is as thick as a semester in college's book and im supposed to finish that whole thing in about 2 weeks with just 3 days of lessons in class.
   
9. "Im too old for this shit ...", Roger Murtaugh in the Lethal Weapon series
   

17th is the exam date and i may be the youngest fella in class, if i fail then ............ @_@||| EPIC FAIL!