OhMiGosh I finished reading a book in 1 day @_@"

I have to be honest with you, i really hate reading books unless its a necessity, especially if it involves the dreaded word, EXAM! Well im not taking any new degree or course, at least not yet.

The book is said to be the best guide for relationships, since im not fairing so well, perhaps a read up to discover about things which i may not know. My sis have got the book below, and surprise, surprise, yours truly managed to finish this book in just over an hour. Well you see, the wordings are big and many pages are filled with pictures so that is reason why i can go through it so fast. This beat reading the prologue of a JRR Tolkien Lord of the Rings book which took me 2 hours =_=|||


I found that :
Im mostly a Martian with a whiff of Venusian.
I am an average listener
I am like a rubber band :p
Women's wave do not just crash every 28-30 days only @_@
I knock my head against my favourite cave wall very often
Its not good solve a woman's problem unless asked, this is gonna be damn freaking hard
Now i know why my hardwork is not appreciated :(
Sometimes the clues dropped by women to do what they want is really too faint and some of them can't even understand their own Venusian language on this matter :x

The below is absolutely correct, i've been on the receiving end of all of them =_=

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.